Sunday, 14 February 2016

DONT KEEP THE COOKIE JAR LOCKED

     
 February 14, a day well anticipated by most females and dreaded by positively most Nigerian Men.


          It is therefore of no surprise to me that the norms of everything in Nigeria is different from the white counterparts. Every feb 14, we get different stories from men, telling us how their battery died, how they are being held at work on this day of all days or how their mothers brothers child's distant cousin's grandmother is ill. I know,.....it really sucks. I have also seen various dps which i perceive as insulting towards the Nigerian women and why we are being tagged as money launderers.
     We are not even close to Dasuki😒.!!!
         Anyway, even though the appropriate reason for Valentine has been completely ignored and has therefore brought about a new edited meaning to Valentines day. This year, i urge us women to surprise this men because they are babies...we need to pamper them and let them know we in charge because the p***y rules the world. Lol.  This year, get a room...don't tell him, blindfold him, open the door to the room...slowly walk him in, lay him down on the bed gently..strip him, the rest dont need to told😏..try those styles with him that he's begging you for. Let him know you and your p***y are irreplaceable.            

 
 This year should be different, don't wait for him to do everything and during sex, he supposedly always gets you tired. Its your turn to get him worn out😏 All in all, this Vals should be filled with love and lots of sex raining down. Happy Val's day people. Girls, dont keep the cookie jar locked!
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Friday, 12 February 2016

OBAMA RECITES LOVE POEM TO WIFE ON NATIONAL TV


BURBANK, Calif. (AP) — Someone call the fire department. It's about to get hot at the White House.
President Barack Obama, who is spending another Valentine's Day apart from his wife, Michelle, did the next best thing short of celebrating the lovers' holiday with her: During the taping of Friday's nationally televised broadcast of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," the president recited a love poem he says he had planned to deliver to the first lady in person.
"Somebody call the Situation Room because things are about to get hot," Obama said.
"Michelle, this Valentine's Day I'm going to treat you right. I'm going to make you some zucchini bread. Then I'll spread out some veggies on a plate just the way you like them," he said. "Then I'll give you a massage while you watch 'Ellen's Design Challenge' on HGTV. Because I love you so much, I Obamacare about you more than you even know."
Turning serious, Obama said: "Michelle, I've made a lot of great decisions as president. The best decision I ever made was choosing you. Thanks for putting up with me. I love you."
Mrs. Obama surprised her husband earlier in the broadcast by popping up on tape to recite her own poem. Sunday is their final Valentine's Day as president and first lady.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, you are the president and I am your poo," she said, joking about writing the ode while doing 100 pushups to help get her "creative juices" flowing.
Obama also revealed that he has considered going out in disguise and talked about how hard it will be to send daughter Malia off to college in the fall.
"She's one of my best friends. It's going to be hard for me not to have her around all the time, but she's ready to go," Obama said of his 17-year-old daughter, a senior at the exclusive Sidwell Friends School in Washington. "She's just a really smart, capable person and she's ready to make her own way."
He said he declined an invitation to speak  her upcoming graduation. "I said 'absolutely not,' because I'm going to be sitting there with dark glasses, sobbing," Obama said.
"This friend of mine who's a producer on Broadway, she sent me this this fake mustache and I thought this is probably a bad idea," Obama said. "I'd have to pin my ears back."
When DeGeneres tells the president he's too recognizable to try to hide behind a mustache, Obama says: "That's a problem."
Disguises, though, have worked for some White House occupants. Hillary Clinton said she sometimes went for walks around the National Mall as first lady wearing dark sunglasses and a cap pulled down low. Mrs. Obama donned a similar getup several years ago for a shopping trip to a Target store in suburban Virginia, but was photographed by an Associated Press photographer.




Obama is in the midst of a weeklong visit to California. He spent Thursday raising money for Democrats and was likely to spend the weekend playing golf before welcoming Southeast Asian leaders to a summit beginning Monday at the Sunnylands estate in Rancho Mirage, California.

SUICIDE BOMBER GETS COLD FEET


ABUJA, Nigeria (AP) — Strapped with a booby-trapped vest and sent by the extremist Boko Haram group to kill as many people as possible, the young teenage girl tore off the explosives and fled as soon as she was out of sight of her handlers.
Her two companions, however, completed their grisly mission and walked into a crowd of hundreds at Dikwa refugee camp in northeast Nigeria and blew themselves up, killing 58 people.
Later found by local self-defense forces, the girl's tearful account is one of the first indications that at least some of the child bombers used by Boko Haram are aware that they are about to die and kill others.
"She said she was scared because she knew she would kill people. But she was also frightened of going against the instructions of the men who brought her to the camp," said Modu Awami, a self-defense fighter who helped question the girl.
She was among thousands held captive for months by the extremists, according to Algoni Lawan, a spokesman for the Ngala local government area that has many residents at the camp and who is privy to information about her interrogation by security forces.
"She confessed to our security operatives that she was worried if she went ahead and carried out the attack that she might kill her own father, who she knew was in the camp," he told the AP on Thursday.
The girl tried to persuade her companions to abandon the mission, he said, "but she said she could not convince the two others to change their minds."
Her story was corroborated when she led soldiers to the unexploded vest, Awami said Thursday, speaking by phone from the refugee camp, which holds 50,000 people who have fled Boko Haram's Islamic uprising.
The girl is in custody and has given officials information about other planned bombings that has helped them increase security at the camp, said Satomi Ahmed, chairman of the Borno State Emergency Management Agency.
The United States on Thursday strongly condemned the bombings. State Department spokesman Mark Toner said the U.S. remains committed to assisting those afflicted by the conflict and supports efforts to provide greater protection for civilians and the regional fight against terrorism.
Boko Haram's 6-year-old Islamic insurgency has killed 20,000 people, made 2.5 million homeless and spread across Nigeria's borders.
The extremists have kidnapped thousands of people and the increasing number of suicide bombings by girls and children have raised fears they are turning some captives into weapons. An army bomb disposal expert has told the AP that some suicide bombs are detonated remotely, so the carriers may not have control over when the bomb goes off.
Even two days later, it's difficult to say exactly how many people died at Dikwa because there were corpses and body parts everywhere, including in the cooking pots, Awami said.
"Women, children, men and aged persons all died," he said. "I cannot say the exact number as some cannot be counted because the bodies were all mangled."
The latest atrocity blamed on Boko Haram extremists was committed against people who had been driven from the homes by the insurgents and had spent a year across the border in Cameroon.

Some 12,000 of them had only returned to Nigeria in January when soldiers declared the area safe. The scene of the killings is 50 kilometers (30 miles) from the border with Cameroon and 85 kilometers (53 miles) northeast of Maiduguri, the biggest city in the northeast and birthplace of Boko Haram.
Such attacks make it difficult for the government to persuade people to return home. The extremists have also razed homes and businesses, destroyed wells and boreholes and stolen livestock and seed grains that farmers need to start their life again.
    Source : my yahoo

THE KARDASHIANS SHUT DOWN THE FRONT ROW OF YEEZY; FAMILY STYLE...

It was clear right from the start thatYeezy Season 3, one New York’s most hyped shows, would be an epic affair. Part album listening, part Vanessa Beecroft installation, the event was broadcast in movie theaters across the globe. Of course Kanye West’s nearest and dearest got the full 360 experience on the front row at Madison Square Garden, and his in-laws were all dressed in extravagant coordinating ensembles. From big sister Kourtney to daughter North, the entire family was clad in pastel pink and white fluffy furs designed in collaboration with Olivier Rousteingof Balmain.

Mrs. West was certainly looking her best in a winter white Deco-inspired dress to match her sleek new blonde hairdo. The most adorable fashion moment of the show, though, was seeing little North West swaying to the beat of her daddy’s new album, dressed in an adorable mini Balmain look.
         Source:my yahoo

TEEN KILLS FIVE FAMILY MEMBERS; SENTENCED TO JUVIE

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) — A judge cleared the way Thursday for a New Mexico teenager who shot and killed his parents and three younger siblings to be sentenced as a juvenile and released from state custody by the time he turns 21 after the teen's attorneys argued he could be psychologically rehabilitated.
Nehemiah Griego was 15 when he opened fire in his family's home south of Albuquerque, killing his mother as she slept and then his 9-year-old brother and two sisters, ages 5 and 2, authorities said. Griego's father was the last to die: The teen waited in a bathroom and ambushed the gang member turned pastor after he returned home, sheriff's officials said.
Now 18, Griego has undergone nearly two years of therapy at a state adolescent treatment center — where his teachers, psychiatrists and others say he has made significant progress after being diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, post-traumatic stress disorder and some learning disabilities.
"It all points in the same direction," said Jeffrey Buckels, Griego's public defender. "He's getting better and deserves a chance."
Judge John Romero ruled on Griego's treatment after a lengthy hearing in children's court to determine whether he could be psychologically rehabilitated and sentenced as a juvenile, which allows his release from state custody in just more than two years. Griego turns 21 in March 2018.
He pleaded guilty in October to two counts of second-degree murder for his parents' deaths and three counts of child abuse resulting in death, which his attorney said showed he had taken responsibility for the crime.
Prosecutor Michelle Pato countered that assertion, recalling testimony in the hearing from some who said Griego seemed matter of fact and emotionless the day after the shooting and during a psychiatrist's interview last year.
After the 2013 killings, authorities alleged that Griego reloaded his parents' two semi-automatic rifles and put them in the family van and planned to gun down Wal-Mart shoppers, though investigators had no information that Griego actually went to a Wal-Mart the day of the shooting.
A security official said in the days after the shooting, Griego spent much of the day wandering the campus at Calvary Church, an Albuquerque megachurch where his father had been a pastor.
In closing arguments, Pato described the January 2013 killings as predatory and cold-blooded, with Griego waking his younger brother to show him his mother's body before shooting the 9-year-old too. Griego took a photo of the two victims before shooting his younger sisters in their beds, Pato said.
"He played with his brother that day knowing he was going to kill him," Pato said. "This was very much planned, very thought out and cruel."

As chilling as details of the crime may have been, Judge Romero, however, said state law called for the hearing and his findings to focus on Griego and his prospects for rehabilitation, not the offense.
Defense attorneys' case presented a narrative of a teen who grew up in a chaotic environment, enduring emotional abuse by his mother and physical abuse at the hands of his father that likely led to a traumatic brain injury.
A residential supervisor at Sequoyah Lodge, where Griego is undergoing treatment, said the 18-year-old had matured into a role model for other troubled boys, while one teacher described the teen as a thoughtful student despite having expressed racist viewpoints, a fascination with war and Nazi Germany, and the notion of absolute power.
A forensic psychologist for the defense said he recommended Griego receive five more years of treatment, despite the likeliness that Griego's treatment at Sequoyah Lodge would likely end in 2018. The judge didn't rule Thursday on continuing Griego's treatment after he turns 21.
A hearing will be held to sentence Griego as a juvenile in three to six weeks. 
         Source: my yahoo

Thursday, 11 February 2016

Kim Kardashian's Nude Desert Photo Shoot Recreated by Shahs of Sunset Star Mercedes Javid, Who Copies Her Again

Someone got some Kimspiration...again!

Mercedes "MJ" Javid, star of the Bravo reality show Shahs of Sunset, has recreated one of Kim Kardashian's nude photo shoots. Javid sports stripes of white body paint while posing naked in a desert, similar to a look the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star had sported at a past shoot.

Javid is seen posing while sitting on the ground with her legs folded in front while balancing back on the arms.

Kim's nude desert photo shoot took place last year and was featured on an episode of her show. She had said on her website she posed for the pics "just knowing I was trying to get pregnant soon," saying she "wanted to savor this moment." That year, she became pregnant with her and husband Kanye West's second child, son Saint West, who was born this past December.

Amber Rose Twerks in a Pool, Bestie Blac Chyna Shows Off Her Bare Booty in a Thong While Wearing Rob Kardashian's Socks

Between Amber Rose's twerking and Blac Chyna's thong picture, it's been one helluva bootyful day.

The two besties are currently having the time of their lives at the Trinidad Carnival, and we get to experience all the fun through Instagram. Aside from flaunting their famous curves in elaborate and bejeweled feather costumes, both Blac Chyna and Rose are making sure to show off their junk in the trunk the best ways they know how.

For Muva Rosebud, she gave the people what they wanted by posting a new twerking video on Instagram, showcasing her booty-bouncing talents while in a pool, and captioning the short clip, "Drunk at #TrinidadCarnival." She was more covered than her other twerking videos, wearing a spaghetti strap dress and baseball cap, but the way the water was moving with her gave us enough visuals of what was going on.
Meanwhile, Rob Kardashian's girlfriend didn't flaunt her dance moves, but she did bare it all for the Gram—while also supporting her beau's sock line at the same time!

Blac Chyna posted a black and white photograph on Instagram of her backside, wearing nothing but a black thong and a pair of Arthur George socks straight from her man's line. If you can manage to peel your eyes off of her, um, asset, you notice that her socks read, "Stay Trill," and she captioned the picture "5 milli," in reference to hitting 5 million followers on the social media app.

Happy Hump Day, indeed.

Wednesday, 10 February 2016

LETS ARGUE IT OUT!!!...WHAT MADE MAN POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE?

looking at the evolution of man, by Charles Darwin and the creation of man by GOD in the bible there was no mention of MAN BEING POLYGAMOUS IN NATURE... even in the bible after God created Man, he created just one woman to be with him and not two women... we know ADAM AND EVE not ADAM AND EVE, EVA, EVELYN. .... so, where exactly did this notion come from 'Its a normal thing for a guy to cheat' is it because they are superior to women or is it because women think they cannot do without their man that they tend to overlook their escapades.
 ... our question is;
what made it that way? why cant men seem to keep it in their pants? why cant a man be satisfied with just one woman? when did it become okay!!! for a man to cheat and why?... lets all argue it out.. please drop your comments...  ladies bring it on and the men... defend yourself

By the way lets take a look at this short quote
                    "Women are like fruits, of different shapes and sizes...
                      but the thing with men is that they want fruit salad"
                                                                                                "unknown"
   
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