PLACES TO MEET A POOR HUSBAND IN LAGOS

16 Places To Meet A Poor
Husband In lagos
After carrying out lots of deep research, these
are places you would never find Dangote’s
son cousin brother-in-law.
When the chair-lady of Nigerian single girls
says don’t be found in these places, sisters,
don’t!
1. Career fairs; All the attendees are broke
and are looking for a job except the host and
the host is usually married!
2. Oshodi Under Bridge; Can any good
thing come out of this place? Any good
thing?
3. Sabo Yaba
4. Ozone Yaba Chances are pretty
slim; Just Unilag boys roaming around in
carrot jeans and palm slippers. Don’t waste
your time abeg.
5. Computer Village; You might lose a
Bosom or another body part in the process of
trying to find a man here.
6. ICM; Is it just me or does ICM seem like a
place to meet a boyfriend but not a husband?
Too many kidults. I stand to be corrected
though.
7. Markets; Except you are a lesbian.
8. Names of places in Lagos that contains the
word ‘ bridge’ in it.
9. All the bus stops in the mainland; In
fact, once you descend 3MB towards the
mainland axis. Don’t reply any stranger that
says, ‘excuse me’.
10. Motor parks; where Lagos to Abuja is
N2, 300.
11. MTN centres; The people that frequent
here are people that complain over the
slightest things. E.g “I loaded N100 in my
phone last night and N2 was gone by
morning! I am not leaving this office until you
return my money back.” Don’t let that sort of
man put you inside house oh.
12. Job interviews/reality show
auditions; This is a gamble. You are free to
give him your number but don’t reply that
sms until he has successfully scaled through,
the reality show has ended and he is declared
winner. For job interviews, only if he gets the
job. Don’t worry you are not a gold digger.
Just a woman who knows what she wants.
13. BRT buses; Have you noticed everybody
always looks sad in BRT buses? Maybe it’s
because they are thinking of their 0.28
account balance. Once you get in, HEADSET
ON!
14. Justrite Supermarket; Justrite prides
itself in offering unbeatable prices of good.
Any man found shopping here is looking for
the cheapest alternative so therefore, that
sort of man will give you N270 to cook soup.
15. 2go; When you read cases of people
meeting their husbands on social networks
and you take a decision to try your luck on
2go, you are on your own.
16. Eco Bank; Is it just me or is there a
stereotype that surrounds bankers in Eco
Bank. It’s one thing to find a rich husband,
it’s another thing to pray he’s not a stingy
rich husband or you’ll wish you married
yourself.
Don’t forget to mention the places that you
feel should make the list in the comment section.