1) The skin is 64% water,muscles and kidneys are 79%, and even the bones are watery: 31%
2) If the U.S were to cut its military budget by 75% it would still have the worlds largest military budget [lol]
3) The Vatican has its own Soccer team [who is their coach]
4) Some tumors can grow hair,teeth and bones [can they grow up too?]
5) There`s a pill that makes farts smell like chocolate [i think its Panadol]
6) Dead people can get goose bumps [where? in the grave?]
7) Iran arrested 14 squirrels for spying in 2007 [ just imagine]
8) The Pentagon has a plan for combating a zombie apocalypse [ smh]
9) Octopuses are eaten alive in Korea [ that's so "ewwwwww"]
10) 72% of shopping carts have poop on their handles [ for the "Mall People" hope u are reading]
11) Students who chew gum have better math test scores than those who do not.. [do you agree?]
12) If a cockroach touches a human,it runs to safety and cleans itself [who is dirty now?]
13) Cherophobia is the fear of fun [ if you have this u need MFM in your life]
14) In online dating women are most afraid of meeting a serial killer, men are afraid of meeting someone fat
15) Dont ask Men what they are thinking , Men can think about nothing for hours [so true]
16) When a person dies his sense of hearing is the last to go [choose your last words well]
17) Mice and Human DNA are 97.5% similar [ no wonder mice are always up to no good]
18) Women live longer than men partly because thier immune systems age more slowly [hmmm, Men you know your immune system ages faster right?]
19) Men spend almost a year of thier lives staring at women [ i agreeee]
20) The Japanese who survived the titanic crash was called a coward in his country for not dying with the other passengers [ ehn ehn and i thought Nigerians were the only disturbed people]
2) If the U.S were to cut its military budget by 75% it would still have the worlds largest military budget [lol]
3) The Vatican has its own Soccer team [who is their coach]
4) Some tumors can grow hair,teeth and bones [can they grow up too?]
5) There`s a pill that makes farts smell like chocolate [i think its Panadol]
6) Dead people can get goose bumps [where? in the grave?]
7) Iran arrested 14 squirrels for spying in 2007 [ just imagine]
8) The Pentagon has a plan for combating a zombie apocalypse [ smh]
9) Octopuses are eaten alive in Korea [ that's so "ewwwwww"]
10) 72% of shopping carts have poop on their handles [ for the "Mall People" hope u are reading]
11) Students who chew gum have better math test scores than those who do not.. [do you agree?]
12) If a cockroach touches a human,it runs to safety and cleans itself [who is dirty now?]
13) Cherophobia is the fear of fun [ if you have this u need MFM in your life]
14) In online dating women are most afraid of meeting a serial killer, men are afraid of meeting someone fat
15) Dont ask Men what they are thinking , Men can think about nothing for hours [so true]
16) When a person dies his sense of hearing is the last to go [choose your last words well]
17) Mice and Human DNA are 97.5% similar [ no wonder mice are always up to no good]
18) Women live longer than men partly because thier immune systems age more slowly [hmmm, Men you know your immune system ages faster right?]
19) Men spend almost a year of thier lives staring at women [ i agreeee]
20) The Japanese who survived the titanic crash was called a coward in his country for not dying with the other passengers [ ehn ehn and i thought Nigerians were the only disturbed people]

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