Saturday, 19 December 2015

TALES OF A DRUNK MAN PART 2

                                                    TALE 3

The Man Who Woke Up with his Fling’s Name Carved on His Shoulder with a Stanley Knife

A man’s one night stand carved her name on his body with a Stanley knife while he was asleep. 
Wayne Robinson’s injuries at the hands of Dominique Fisher included her name carved into his upper arm. After meeting in the Syndicate nightclub in Blackpool, the pair had a “drink-and-drug fuelled four-day fling.”
 However, when he woke in the morning he found that she had carved “Dominique” on his right shoulder. He also had multiple slashes on his left shoulder and arm and a star design on his back.
 She claimed that he agreed to the “tattoos” but Mr. Robinson said he had not consented. Wayne was so drunk that he had not felt a thing. 
He went to the hospital for painkillers, but he is stuck with the marks because he cannot afford laser treatment to remove them

                                      TALE 4

The Drunk Man Who Woke to Find that He’d Bought a 10 Foot Python that was Trying to Eat his Friend.

A hungover drinker woke up after a night out to be confronted by a 3m (10ft) python, that he’d bought the night before, rearing up to make a lunge at his sleeping friend. Dwayne 

Matthews roused himself to deal with the 14kg (31lbs) snake named Bruce, who he had bought from a gypsy during a heavy session.

He bundled the creature into a cage after covering him with a blanket. However, his brush with the predator still ended painfully when he took him to a reptile shop and landed in the dock for receiving stolen goods.

Matthews, who lives in Coventry, had planned to sell the animal for a profit to fund a guttering business. But when he went to the shop, suspicious staff called police. It turned out Bruce was one of nine snakes that were stolen from David Chance, 24.

Magistrates gave Matthews an eight-week prison sentence suspended for two years, ordered him to pay a fine, and placed him under eight weeks of supervision.

 

 

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