TALE 1
You have to be pretty hammered to pass out at an airport while checking in, as in frat-boy-in-Mexico sloshed, so that you end up blacked out on a conveyer belt for luggage inspection.
One Norwegian man arrived at Rome’s Fiumicino Airport so drunk that he fell asleep on the aforementioned conveyer belt, where, along with his suitcases, he received a full-body X-ray scan while lying in the fetal position. By full-body, we mean the man’s organs were visible.
The man traveled about 55 yards (still sleeping) on the belt before he was finally spotted, setting off a security alert that caused the terminal to be closed.
TALE 2
The 27-year-old Swedish man, known as Joel, claims that he recalls little of the night that led to the body art attack.
According to what can be patched together, he told a group of friends at a fast-food joint that he wanted to get a tattoo after admiring one on a friend’s finger. Luckily, or unluckily, there was was a tattoo artist in the restaurant who agreed to Joel’s wish.
Despite the problem, Joel said he has no anger towards the tattoo artist, since he claims that he asked for the tattoo.
The Drunk Man Who Got a Full Body Scan After Passing Out on an Airport Conveyer Belt
You have to be pretty hammered to pass out at an airport while checking in, as in frat-boy-in-Mexico sloshed, so that you end up blacked out on a conveyer belt for luggage inspection.
One Norwegian man arrived at Rome’s Fiumicino Airport so drunk that he fell asleep on the aforementioned conveyer belt, where, along with his suitcases, he received a full-body X-ray scan while lying in the fetal position. By full-body, we mean the man’s organs were visible.
The man traveled about 55 yards (still sleeping) on the belt before he was finally spotted, setting off a security alert that caused the terminal to be closed.
TALE 2
The Drunk Man Who Woke Up with a Penis Tattoo on His Leg
A man who drank a bottle of vodka in one evening and then fell asleep woke up to find a 15cm penis tattoo on his leg.
The 27-year-old Swedish man, known as Joel, claims that he recalls little of the night that led to the body art attack.
According to what can be patched together, he told a group of friends at a fast-food joint that he wanted to get a tattoo after admiring one on a friend’s finger. Luckily, or unluckily, there was was a tattoo artist in the restaurant who agreed to Joel’s wish.
Despite the problem, Joel said he has no anger towards the tattoo artist, since he claims that he asked for the tattoo.
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